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Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

Top Ten Things You Cannot Buy on eBay

(submitted by No Dear I didn't)

10. A life, as suggested by Sarah Jenkins in third grade (Vendain)
9. Common Sense: I've ordered it three times from three different vendors and just got an empty box each time. (Stephen H.)
8. An extension on a four week overdue term paper ((failing college kid))
7. The satisfaction of making a "steal" face-to-face at a rummage sale (Arcola Mike)
6. A controlling interest in eBay (squeezette, wiki, sara's anatomy)
5. Something that is not listed as "RARE" (Dan)
4. The time you wasted looking up weird things you didn't need on e-Bay (Tyler, Some Dude, drayvin, GC3)
3. The feeling you get when you see a rainbow for the first time, fond memories of childhood, and decent porn (Dan)
2. Your masculinity, after wearing that pink shirt to the monster truck rally (brianhenning.com)
1. The rope with which Lenin said capitalists would hang themselves (Arcola Mike)

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