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Top Ten Signs Your Lasik Surgery Didn't Go Well
(submitted by Arcola Mike)
You're not sure, but you'd almost swear you saw the optometrist put a light saber away when he was done with you....
(No Dear I didn't)
You can see fine, but when people see -you-, they run away screaming.
Your doctor asked if he could take a mulligan.
On your way out, the receptionist shows you their wide selection of designer eyepatches.
4 words. I see dead people.
You wake up in a bathtub full of ice.
Your bill was printed in braille.
You see very clearly, but only 2½ miles away.
Maybe you misunderstood, but you're pretty sure the lasers were supposed to be used on your eyes, not shoot out of your eyes.
Now you see the world through the eyes of a French impressionist.
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