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Top Ten Least-Successful Pick-up Lines at the Kentucky Derby
(submitted by Arcola Mike)
"If you'd like to win at your place, I'll show."
"Compared to your hat, dress, and mint julep, I'm a real bargain."
"Actually, collecting the dung of famous horses can be quite fascinating; would you like to see my collection?"
"My what a beautiful mane...er, hairdo!"
"Well, iff'n you ain't the pertiest horse flop on the track!"
"Y'know, you look just like that lady from that movie about the Queen."
"Your lips are as sweet as the dew in a horse paddock."
"Didn't I see you in the starting gate at Belmont last year?"
"They call me...the Gelding of Luv..."
"Would you believe I read a book about a cat in a hat like yours?"
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