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Top Ten Ways You Can Make a Tank of Gas Go Farther

(submitted by MT Nester)

10. Always drive downhill. (webflyer)
9. Fill half tank with unleaded. Top off with Red Bull. (WAM)
8. Put a giant magnet on your car and point it at a semi that you think is going where your going. (Balistic, Oops I did it again.)
7. One Word: Catapult (Matthew Jolliffe, PacoPac, talshadar)
6. Simple modification to engine starter, cut a hole in the floorboard, yell yabba dabba doo, and run. (WAM)
5. Reduce weight by removing things from your car you don't need: golf clubs, file boxes, children, wife. (JrsyRose)
4. Always follow wind currents. Like a pirate would. (Benz.)
3. A remotely operated tow bar on the front of your car. When you see someone with a trailer hitch in front of you, latch on! (Oops I did it again.)
2. Park illegally so the tow truck will do the driving for you. (spartancus)
1. Take really hard turns, so your engine is only propelling two wheels at a time. (JrsyRose)

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