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Top Ten Ways You Can Make a Tank of Gas Go Farther
(submitted by MT Nester)
Always drive downhill.
Fill half tank with unleaded. Top off with Red Bull.
Put a giant magnet on your car and point it at a semi that you think is going where your going.
(Balistic, Oops I did it again.)
One Word: Catapult
(Matthew Jolliffe, PacoPac, talshadar)
Simple modification to engine starter, cut a hole in the floorboard, yell yabba dabba doo, and run.
Reduce weight by removing things from your car you don't need: golf clubs, file boxes, children, wife.
Always follow wind currents. Like a pirate would.
A remotely operated tow bar on the front of your car. When you see someone with a trailer hitch in front of you, latch on!
(Oops I did it again.)
Park illegally so the tow truck will do the driving for you.
Take really hard turns, so your engine is only propelling two wheels at a time.
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