direct from . . .
Paris Hilton's Top Ten Plans for Breaking Out of Jail
Deprived of income, Fifth Avenue merchants plot the great escape.
Have a thousand small pink dogs chew through walls.
Buy the jail building & evict herself.
Use all the air in her head to float up and over the walls.
Convert the prison to the Hilton San Quenton.
Simple Life 4: On The Run.
Turn sideways, walk between the bars.
Have a word with the maître d'etention.
Generously tip the concierge.
Artificial nails made of tungsten carbide with file pattern imprinted.
Copyright © 1995-2015, Scott Atwood and Christian Shelton
Scott Atwood and Christian Shelton (hereafter the authors) retain full
copyright of all material on this and all other pages of "Christian's &
Scott's Interactive Top Ten List." The authors grant to all other parties
the sole right to create a link to this page. However, the authors reserve
all other rights. No material from these pages may be copied without the
express consent of one of the authors.
Last modified: May 24, 2007