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Paris Hilton's Top Ten Plans for Breaking Out of Jail

10. Deprived of income, Fifth Avenue merchants plot the great escape. (byuguy)
9. Have a thousand small pink dogs chew through walls. (rorschak)
8. Buy the jail building & evict herself. (lefty)
7. Use all the air in her head to float up and over the walls. (seattle cynic)
6. Convert the prison to the Hilton San Quenton. (Steve Weiss)
5. Simple Life 4: On The Run. (Steve Weiss)
4. Turn sideways, walk between the bars. (WAM)
3. Have a word with the maître d'etention. (Cleveland HoJo)
2. Generously tip the concierge. (Cleveland HoJo)
1. Artificial nails made of tungsten carbide with file pattern imprinted. (Stephen H)

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