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Top Ten Things You Never Want to Hear When You Arrive at a Party

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10. "You just missed your girlfriend jumping out of the cake!" (Arcola Mike)
9. "The next number is B - 4!" "Bingo!" (NovaKane)
8. "Well, hi, Mr. . . . Wow, dude, I thought you were your dad!" (Magus Noan)
7. "Did you invite any women?" "No, I thought you invited the women..." (Stephen H)
6. "The champagne machine is bubbling and we're cranking up the Lawerence Welk polkas." (Arcola Mike)
5. "This is the guy I was telling you about. Don't say anything." (Maniac Bob)
4. "Just prick your finger with this dagger and drip blood on the edge of the pentagram." (rorschak)
3. "What would you like to drink? We have Clamato, prune juice, and Caffeine-Free Diet Pepsi." (Toujin)
2. "How many times have you wished for a microwave-safe food storage system?" (
1. "Oh... we decided not to do the costume thing...sorry." (alistu)

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