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Top Ten Signs You're in a Horror Flick

(submitted by Helix)

10. The trio of dudes on your front lawn with a machete, a chainsaw, and an axe. (HappyChicken)
9. The "sewers" are eight feet diameter, mostly empty, don't stink, and are adequately lit. (Stephen H)
8. At approaching danger, all women suddenly can't run more than two feel without falling down. (IOIO)
7. One of your fellow super-sexy teenagers says, "I'm really scared. Let's split up." (Luv U 2)
6. You could be the member of the track team but they guy with the chainsaw and the messed up foot can still outrun you. (a little glowing friend)
5. Well, the zombies roaming around outside were the first clue... (Krig the Viking)
4. Your friends have inexplicably all met very horrible and painful deaths, so you feel the need to investigate on your own. (Deeva)
3. The local library actually has a "Spells" book from 1673. (Stephen H)
2. It's bad enough that you're being chased by a knife weilding maniac, but you just got out of the shower. (Tim [is HOT!])
1. No matter how many times you scold him, little Billy won't stop turning his head all the way around. (JrsyRose)

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