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Top Ten Reasons People Become Hermits

(submitted by Hermit)

10. The IRS: either paying 'em or fleeing 'em (rorschak)
9. It is an excellent way to put that PhD in Philosophy to good use! (Stephen H)
8. It's much easier then explaining why you stopped bathing. (pony)
7. Mountaintop caves can now be equipped with wireless internet and surround sound. (LaZorra)
6. Big savings on deoderant and mouthwash (Stephen H)
5. They can finally get caught up reading their spam e-mail. (Major Tom)
4. It's the best way to get a TV gig after cavemen became so hip. (Arcola Mike)
3. Mountain goats don't judge. (Stephen & Albert)
2. Their chances of survival are better against predatory animals than housing lenders. (Arcola Mike)
1. Because one day your former student's son will need your guidance to rid the universe of evil and make George Lucas rich. (Mute)

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