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Top Ten Signs Your MapQuest Directions Aren't Accurate

(submitted by Arcola Mike)

10. It doesn't take long to realize your route takes you past every Hooters in the tri-state area. (lefty)
9. ...Estonia...that's somewhere in Europe, right dear? (inventor)
8. Directions include UP, THAT WAY, and BY THE THINGY. (Chris97)
7. You get directions like, "make slight left turn right on exit 3A or B." (rein)
6. Aerial photo still shows Sherman's army approaching Atlanta. (Chuck1863)
5. Estimated driving time from Las Vegas to Chicago is 2.4 hours. (Magus Noan)
4. Step 12) Oh, did I say take 80 East? I meant west. Sorry. Make a U-Turn. (Steve Weiss)
3. Your destination, the Black Hills of South Dakota; your actual arrival, the Beverly Hills home of Dakota Fanning. (Arcola Mike)
2. Turn left at OLE Server Error 1.5.5. (Squeezette)
1. Directions to the corner liquor store include two freeways, a toll road, and a trip through the desert. (Sgamer82)

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