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Top Ten Things Paris Hilton Learned in Jail

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10. You can be incommunicado and still be the lead story on Entertainment Tonight. (Magus Noan)
9. A dentist doesn't perform the cavity check. (Arcola Mike)
8. All her real fans live in prisons and trailer parks. (WAM)
7. Just because you've never had a job doesn't mean you'll get sympathy from the inmates. (Father Time)
6. You can't call in sick to prison. (Sgamer82)
5. You don't get to make your own vanity license plate. (Arcola Mike)
4. Orange is the new black. (Father Time)
3. As an ex-con, she will never be able to get a steady job. (Arcola Mike)
2. Her eyes were opened to the horrors of life with lousy room service. (whyBother)
1. If at first you don't escape, cry, cry again. (Major Tom)

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