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Top Ten Features on the New 2008 Model Cars

(submitted by Kris L. Duke #795)

10. Satellite linked, WiFi equiped, Blackberry enabled, iPod ready entertainment system so you can communicate and be entertained while waiting in line for $5.00 per gallon gasoline.... (No Dear I didn't)
9. Hybrid power!!!! Gasoline power half the time, push it the rest of the time.... (No Dear I didn't)
8. "Gas Guzzler" Switch Now Set to 'OFF' Position - and we get 275 miles to the gallon. (krayZpaving)
7. The world's first car alarm that doesn't go off at 2 am, but goes off when broken into. (Steve Weiss)
6. Dashboard George Foreman grill. (TheRob)
5. Sound system will be located on the outside to prevent thieves breaking the windows when stealing it. (Stephen H)
4. Rose-tinted windows to improve your outlook on life. (Arcola Mike)
3. Dashboard fuel gauges which now read: denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance. (Arcola Mike)
2. New GPS-system for men refuses to ask satellites for location. (Stephen H)
1. Sonar. Why? Nobody knows. (TheDon)

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