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Top Ten Signs You're in a Star Wars movie
(submitted by Steve Weiss)
Your victory theme song is largely comprised of small dancy teddy bears and the chant "Yub Yub!"
You just closed the deal on a spacious desert villa, with a large basement for monsters, walls ideal for carbonite decor, and enough room for a band.
Your best friend looks like a mailbox and a huge blob of trans-fat keeps your girlfriend on a chain.
Your grandparents keep complaining that technology isn't as good as it used to be and they're right.
You live with your aunt and uncle, you've kinda got the hots for your sister, and your father, who you think is dead, wears his scuba gear all the time.
(Stuck in the 70's)
The events of your life just seem to be all out of order.
You used to be a good-looking guy. Now you haunt the dreams of small children.
Cinnabons is a hair salon.
Ratio of men to women: 500,000 to 1.
You could have sworn you were looking for droids .
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