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Top Ten Signs That Your Summer Is Not Going As Planned

(submitted by WillieBEZ)

10. Your freezer broke down and all those snowballs you'd been saving melted. (Krig the Viking)
9. You're on a first name basis with most of the staff at the emergency room. (Andrew.)
8. That family trip to EuroDisney got downsized to your cousin's Slip-N-Slide across town. (Magus Noan)
7. The closest you've come to playing in the sand is emptying your cat's litter box. (Arcola Mike)
6. The commissioner of baseball didn't show up when you broke the wiffle ball homerun record. (Arcola Mike)
5. You had to sacrifice your list of summer goals when you ran out of toilet paper. (Marbs)
4. You are still waiting for that ground-hog to show up and see his shadow. (CraigC)
3. Family vacation: Shortly after the first frustrated "I'm going to turn this car around" attempt at restoring order, you realize you haven't left the driveway yet. (Pertinax)
2. School starts in two weeks and you haven't even checked out a book from the summer reading list, let alone neglected to read it. (McNally)
1. So far, the highlight of your summer is a Pauly Shore movie marathon. (H)

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