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Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

Top Ten Compliments that Really Aren't

(submitted by Magus Noan)

10. "If you lose any more weight, dear, you're going to need a belt for your bib overalls." (Arcola Mike)
9. "What a cute baby; her eyebrow is just like her mom's." (CraigC)
8. "You look really good from far away because you're so thin." ((someone actually told me that) rein)
7. "I like your shoes; they remind me of fluffy pancakes." (Benz.)
6. "You have off-beat good looks." (El Barton)
5. "I respect your loyalty to the fashion trends of the 80's." (Major Tom)
4. "Wow. You have the tightest beer belly I have ever seen!" (Maxdad)
3. "Best broccoli I ever had!" (Lone Star)
2. "Wow, I haven't seen that kind of courage since Don Quixote!" (Magus Noan)
1. "Of all the people I've ever met, you are easily the most recent." (BullFrog)

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