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Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

Top Ten Must-Have Back-to-School Items

(submitted by MT Nester)

10. Stafford loans (Sarah C.)
9. Chick magnets (Arcola Mike)
8. A Medieval catapult, for all your cafeteria food-fighting needs (Fargles)
7. The new Sharper Image trapper keeper: not only does it hold stuff, but it organizes, does the homework, gives your child a bath, feeds the dog, sorts the laundry and finds the tv remote. (yea right.)
6. New geek oriented sports equipment: The iBall (Jackie Boy)
5. Some other brand new inovative gadget that doesn't help you with you homework, distracts you from class and bugs your teachers (a little glowing friend)
4. A new condom in your wallet to replace the one you carried around all last year (whyBother)
3. The iDesk: All the outlets and ports you need for your back-to-school gadgets (TheRob)
2. A dog, so it can eat your homework on a regular basis (Augiepyropanda)
1. A doctor's note excusing you from school (Sarah C.)

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