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Top Ten Must-Have Back-to-School Items
(submitted by MT Nester)
A Medieval catapult, for all your cafeteria food-fighting needs
The new Sharper Image trapper keeper: not only does it hold stuff, but it organizes, does the homework, gives your child a bath, feeds the dog, sorts the laundry and finds the tv remote.
New geek oriented sports equipment: The iBall
Some other brand new inovative gadget that doesn't help you with you homework, distracts you from class and bugs your teachers
(a little glowing friend)
A new condom in your wallet to replace the one you carried around all last year
The iDesk: All the outlets and ports you need for your back-to-school gadgets
A dog, so it can eat your homework on a regular basis
A doctor's note excusing you from school
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