Make certain you wear each pair of white shoes in your closet.
(Arcola Mike)
At your company picnic, announce plans to outsource your employees jobs.
(Arcola Mike)
Get so last-bash-of-summer snockered that your hangover lasts till Halloween.
(Magus Noan)
Put up your Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas decorations.
(Toujin)
Under no circumstances should you wrap yourself with bacon, douse yourself with honey, and go hiking in Yellowstone.
(Stephen H)
Taunt the ants.
(TheRob)
Invite the lawn gnomes to the barbecue with your neighbors.
(i want a g.i. joe)
Invite your criminal buddies over to your mansion for a dog fight.
(Stephen H)
Submit a single word entry "work" for this topic and think you'll be the only one.
(anglesius)
Travel. No, really. I'll be on the road and I don't need you in my way.
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