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Top Ten Reasons Your Car No Longer Goes in Reverse

(submitted by melindaste)

10. Since you took car to the Holistic Garage of Positive Energy, it only wants to move forward. (whyBother)
9. It's been rear-ended by twenty-four parked cars. Now it just refuses. (Good Ol' Horseface)
8. Since parallel parking is not your forte, you had it disabled as an excuse to avoid further embarrassment. (John and Johnson)
7. In 1985 you parked on a hill and put the Emergency brake on, and it has been on ever since. (Spoticus)
6. Your ex got that part of the transmission in the divorce settlement. (Magus Noan)
5. The oversized coffee mug in cup holder blocks the stick shift from reaching reverse. (squeezette)
4. It's one of those Eddie Bauer Limited Edition "Bush/Cheney" Range Rovers. (Major Tom)
3. Despite what your 4 year old thinks, inserting quarters into the gear selector will not make the car go. (lefty)
2. Same reason the car behind you no longer goes in forward (ESPN)
1. The hampster absolutely refuses to learn to run backwards. (Augiepyropanda)

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