You can't move the salt shaker on a checkered table cloth because the pepper shaker might capture your coffee.
(Chuck1863)
Your children are named Plumpy, Mint, Jolly, Nutt, Lolly, Licorice, Frostine, and Gloppy.
(Oops I did it again.)
At your last parole hearing, you argued that you should be released from jail on the grounds that you rolled double sixes when your turn came up.
(Mute)
The "#" sign on your computer keyboard contains tiny x's and o's.
(Chuck1863)
You petition the UN to rename an island, any island, to "Catan."
(Geoduck)
You passed your European History class describing a battle where a miner and a spy helped you capture the opponents flag.
(Maxdad)
For the last six years, you've been building a giant human-sized game of "Moustrap" in your backyard.
(Krig the Viking)
You lost all your money at the craps table because you kept trying for the "large straight."
(Major Tom)
You failed Geography in 5th grade because you used the Risk board as a world map.
(Aaron Hirshberg)
The local police department has a separate filing cabinet for your ludicrous murder accusations, each involving a room, an object, and a suspect with a very colorful name.
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