Chicks really dig your Pat Sajak haircut.
(Tha Hoser)
Vanna makes you want to be a better person, and wear heels.
(RAM)
Your vocabulary and spelling got much much better but your grammar sucks now.
(Nova)
You never used to know the difference between consonants and vowels, but now you know that vowels are the ones that cost money.
(Nicko)
You're willing to pay $250 to see Cirque de Soleil's O, because you feel like you're buying a vowel.
(Steve Weiss)
Last month your porcelain dalmation saved the entire family from a house fire.
(Major Tom)
You changed your name legally to Chrstfr Smth before people explained to you that, in real life, you really don't have to buy vowels.
(Thomas Palsson)
You got really buff spinning your 2000-pound practice wheel at home in hopes of actually getting on the show.
(Arcola Mike)
You can now decode those tricky "vowel-less" vanity license plates in 10 seconds or less.
(Augiepyropanda)
Your goal for the past 20 years has been to accomplish, marry, or witness something interesting enough to tell Pat Sajak in 15 seconds.
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