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Top Ten Signs that Your Neighbor is a Time Traveller

(submitted by Asteria)

10. He once ran up to you and frantically asked what year it was, and if George Clooney was still President. (Krig the Viking)
9. He often talks about what a great kidder Napolean was. (Krig the Viking)
8. He won the lottery twelve times in the last year. (Steve Weiss)
7. He keeps popping up on "Antique Road Show" with cool stuff, and you suddenly discover on the web that these things were stolen hundreds of years ago! (Aaron Hirshberg)
6. The Bachelor of Arts Degree from the University of California - Central Pacific Ocean Campus (Nicko)
5. He has lots of antiques on his mantel. From the Trojan War. And a large cross that looks rather like the real thing. (Good Ol' Horseface)
4. He accidentally includes footage of The Mayflower arriving at Plymouth Rock when showing his home movies. (Chuck1863)
3. You don't see that many pet velociraptors running around nowadays. (Fargles)
2. You first became suspicious when he asked to borrow a cup of plutonium. (Soldierinthewind)
1. He has a 1910 Model T, a 1950 Thunderbird and a 2030 TVGuide. (Major Tom)

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