The only commencement speeches he's invited to make are for clown schools, yoga classes, and Oral Roberts University.
(Major Tom)
Those dedicated (yet tone-deaf) fans who send in their accordian audition tapes
(Augiepyropanda)
He is "white and nerdy" but never able to actually garner a #1 submission on CSITTL.
(ackthwap)
At restaurants, waiters keep telling him to just "Eat It!"
(El Barton)
People are constantly mistaking him for a skinny Penn Gillette.
(El barton)
With rapid acceleration of societal decay, being Weird becomes more and more challenging.
(lefty)
The first public mention of him, in quite a while, is actually, this list.
(Soldierinthewind)
He is constantly being mistaken for the unibomber.
(thisiscrapgrar)
Michael Jackson hasn't released a new song lately.
(darthgator , Soldierinthewind)
It takes too long writing good songs; someone always does one similar just before him.
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