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Weird Al's Top Ten Pet Peeves

(submitted by a little glowing friend)

10. The only commencement speeches he's invited to make are for clown schools, yoga classes, and Oral Roberts University. (Major Tom)
9. Those dedicated (yet tone-deaf) fans who send in their accordian audition tapes (Augiepyropanda)
8. He is "white and nerdy" but never able to actually garner a #1 submission on CSITTL. (ackthwap)
7. At restaurants, waiters keep telling him to just "Eat It!" (El Barton)
6. People are constantly mistaking him for a skinny Penn Gillette. (El barton)
5. With rapid acceleration of societal decay, being Weird becomes more and more challenging. (lefty)
4. The first public mention of him, in quite a while, is actually, this list. (Soldierinthewind)
3. He is constantly being mistaken for the unibomber. (thisiscrapgrar)
2. Michael Jackson hasn't released a new song lately. (darthgator , Soldierinthewind)
1. It takes too long writing good songs; someone always does one similar just before him. (JrsyRose, Krig the Viking)

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