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Top Ten Signs This Will Not Be A Good Day

(submitted by Tyler)

10. Your Alphabits spell out "STAY HOME". (JrsyRose)
9. Your kid comes home from day care with a tattoo. (jumpinjack)
8. Got up on the wrong side of the bed and ended up with a facefull of wall. (Asteria)
7. Are those really locusts.....? (HappyChicken)
6. Sunrise blotted out by giant alien warship. (rorschak)
5. Ten minutes into it, you realize your "giving a speech naked" dream isn't a dream this time. (JrsyRose)
4. Today's Weather Forecast: hellfire and brimstone. (Magus Noan)
3. You slam your coat in the door. From the outside. On a 747. (Stephen H)
2. Knock knock. "Who's there?" "Cthulhu." (Geoduck)
1. The weather guy is predicting a hail of frogs in your vicinity. (Maniac Bob)

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