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Top Ten Signs World of Warcraft Has Taken Over Your Life

(submitted by The Zombie Survivalist)

10. Whenever you're late to a meeting, you blame lag. (Topher)
9. You get frustrated because you sometimes feel that your life is taking over World of Warcraft. (marbs)
8. You meet a couple of hunters at a bar, and start bragging about the big gnoll you killed the other day. (Krig the Viking)
7. When asked the reason for your repetative behaviors at work, you reply "I must level up before our reviews!" (Augiepyroapnda)
6. Your family have to go online if they want to speak to you, and you've stopped speaking to your brother because he's a dirty Alliance Paladin. (Deeeva)
5. The +3 mace you brought into the office didn't impress anyone, and you can't figure out why! (Augiepyropanda)
4. You saw sheep outside your window, and ran out to slaughter them. (Steve Weiss)
3. You attempted to legally change your name to "Thor, Lord of Gorgarath". (zeus)
2. On the main issues, you are pretty sure you are going to vote for Barack next year, but you want to make certain he is a member of the Alliance and not the Horde before you make up your mind. (squeezette)
1. Two words...Adult Diapers (Doomclaw)

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