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Top Ten Reasons to Run for President
(submitted by NuT wItH a GuN)
You have bettter hair than John Edwards. Therefore it's you civic duty.
You have no self-esteem, and you figure the insults, lies, and venomous public humiliation might spice up your life a little.
(No Dear I didn't)
Your baseball team isn't very good.
(Drunken Vet Student)
You want to spend six months in quiet places like New Hampshire and Iowa.
Doritos was available as a sponsor for your campaign.
You've watched The West Wing and feel you're ready now.
How else do you explain the 16-month gap in your employment history?
You want to find out what's really going on at Area 51.
(Krig the Viking, El Barton)
It's the most interesting Work From Home job around.
Well you've done a great job taking care of the needs of your constituency in your guild on World of Warcraft, and if you can keep a bunch of Horde Warlocks and Warriors from in-fighting...why not be president?
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