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Top Ten Rejected Slogans for the Apple iPhone

(submitted by jep)

10. Now With Less Radiation Poisoning (rorschak)
9. alll ur iphones are belong to us (Stephen H)
8. Endorsed by Eve (Wiki)
7. iPhone: Another way to show people you're better off financially than them (She She McGee)
6. Pronounced "I pee honey" (Stephen H)
5. The Iphone: because you can't put a price on popularity. (NuT wItH a GuN)
4. Touch the screen, not yourself. (ardnax)
3. We guarantee we'll have an upgrade for sale every six months. (Magus Noan)
2. Announcing the new i-Phone! Because now that everyone owns an i-Pod, they're just not cool enough for us anymore. (Oops I did it again.)
1. With AT&T, you don't just talk to the world; the whole world knows who you're talking to. (U Don't Need no Stinkin Privacy)

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