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Top Ten Rejected Slogans for the Apple iPhone
(submitted by jep)
Now With Less Radiation Poisoning
alll ur iphones are belong to us
Endorsed by Eve
iPhone: Another way to show people you're better off financially than them
(She She McGee)
Pronounced "I pee honey"
The Iphone: because you can't put a price on popularity.
(NuT wItH a GuN)
Touch the screen, not yourself.
We guarantee we'll have an upgrade for sale every six months.
Announcing the new i-Phone! Because now that everyone owns an i-Pod, they're just not cool enough for us anymore.
(Oops I did it again.)
With AT&T, you don't just talk to the world; the whole world knows who you're talking to.
(U Don't Need no Stinkin Privacy)
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