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Top Ten Part-Time Jobs for Hollywood Writers on Strike

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10. Waiter, waitress, bus boy, bartender... all the stuff they did before they were on strike. (NuT wItH a GuN)
9. More realistic human analogs for Mythbusters. (Soldierinthewind)
8. Strangely, the local graffiti has recently become grammatically correct and full of funny one-liners. (al)
7. Come up with new fortune cookie sayings to which the reader's addition of "in bed" would actually be funny. (whyBother)
6. Writing reviews of their own movies on Amazon and IMDB. (squeezette)
5. Making hurtful yet ironically funny picket signs. (mightymouth)
4. Running the lunch wagon near the picket line. (Magus Noan)
3. Shut down the web site by correcting poor English translations in Asia. (ToJo)
2. mime (O :-)
1. Finish their seminal work on Kant's Theory of Mind before going back to work on Mama's Family. (whyBother)

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