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Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

Top Ten Signs You're Not Going Green

(submitted by wheels)

10. Bumper sticker on your Hummer H2: "My other car is Al Gore's private jet." (al)
9. You still dispose of old tires by putting them in your burn pile. (Jackie Boy)
8. Not only is your electrical usage alarmingly high, a good tree's worth of paper is needed to detail your bill each month. (Lumberjack (and I'm OK))
7. The Department of Transportation reports that "composting" fast food wrappers, napkins, and gas station receipts on the passenger side floor of your pickup is not a legitimate method for saving the Earth. (RAM)
6. You keep your bath water warm when you're not home by leaving the thermostat at 100° F all day. (Steve Weiss)
5. Drag racing in your hybrid. (Magus Noan)
4. You buy a car labeled "600% More Emissions!" (will)
3. You leave your car running to charge your cell phone. (lefty)
2. You know that the red-bellied woodpecker is endangered, but it just tastes so good! (Krig the Viking)
1. One of your favourite pastimes is driving through the forest in your monster truck, crushing trees. (Krig the Viking)

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