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Top Ten Real Reasons She Dumped You

(submitted by hrm.)

10. Though your C++ skills are unmatched, C# seems to be the new hotness. (Topher)
9. She's going to be on the next "Who Wants to be a Superhero?" and didn't want you endangered. (rorschak)
8. When you told her, "I practically live in my car.," she thought you were serious about the "practically" part. (Major Tom)
7. You ditched the "musk" scent for the "mollusk." It seemed like a good idea at the time. (coolroy99)
6. You didn't send the $130 million from your late uncle's account in Nigeria to her bank account like you said you would. (squeezette)
5. Might be the piercings. Might be the tattoos. Most likely the mohawk ... that you gave her while she was sleeping. (Dan)
4. Your screen name just isn't cool enough anymore. (ackthwap)
3. You fell for the classic "Oh, don't get me anything" line, on Valentines day. (Spoticus)
2. Her ex won the lottery. (rorschak)
1. She's way big into recycling. (Maniac Bob)

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