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Top Ten Signs Camping Isn't for You

(submitted by Punch It Chewie)

10. You thought the "woods" only existed in the movies. (thisiscrapgrar)
9. Watching the landscapers mow the grass is your idea of getting back to nature. (Major Tom)
8. You asked the park ranger if they could turn off all the crickets and other night animals so that you could sleep. (Toujin)
7. Following the park ranger's advice, you tried to tie your food in a bag up in a tree. You never did get that food up in the tree, but you did wind up spending the night hanging by your ankle. (Krig the Viking)
6. To you, "carry in/carry out" is the only sensible way to keep your Pradas clean. (Major Tom)
5. Half of the things you packed are rendered useless by your discovery that the wilderness does not have electrical outlets. (Krig the Viking)
4. The possibility of chipmunks staring at you bending over to pick up firewood gives you the willies. (Major Tom)
3. You once got lost in the Christmas tree section of Wal-Mart. (Krig the Viking)
2. The hardness of the ground doesn't match your Sleep Number. (Magus Noan)
1. Your Wii teaches you how to bowl, play tennis, golf etc., but it doesn't teach a darn thing about camping. (ToJo)

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