Invite companies to sponsor each branch of your tree with their own decorations.
(Deeeva)
Genetically modify a tree so that it grows ornaments.
(Rigoletto)
Get a big piece of fuzzy green felt, roll it into a cone shape. That's your tree. Now, use Velcro ornaments.
(Stephen H)
Bacon garland. Everything's better with bacon!
(bluebottle)
Put your tree in your neighbor's house and then pick up the next day.
(me (not you))
Put the tree in a blender, attach one end of the string of lights to it, and set the blender to "puree".
(Ilsoap)
Fill your super soaker with silly string and let 'er rip!
(Major Tom)
Pancetta, hearts of romaine, and a nice red wine and olive oil vinaigrette.
(Jules)
A dozen kittens will in the branches will keep the arrangement fresh and interesting.
(Maniac Bob)
Turn it upside down and dip it in a bowl of Christmas decorations.
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