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Top Ten Christmas Party Faux Pas
(submitted by a little glowing friend)
Complimenting the Chairman of the Board on how well he fills out the Santa suit
Suggesting to your annebriated yet portly friend that he ain't about nothing if he doesn't try to bust the Santa chimney myth
Clogging the toilet and promptly heading to the kids' room to gather toys to throw in the toilet, thus removing you from anyone's suspect list
Just because they let the dog pee in the Christmas Tree Stand doesn't mean you're allowed to as well.
Spilling red wine on white carpet and then trying to cover it up with egg nog
Bringing the 6 geese-a-laying
Do not get angry at the stand-up comedian they brought in. You will be humiliated in several different ways.
(Krig the Viking)
Introducing yourself: "Hey, Mr. Krig the Viking? You don't know me, but I've been reading your entries on CSITTL for years and...and...I think I love you!"
Actually calling it a "Christmas Party" in the first place
(the PC Police)
Showing up in the same outfit as the Christmas tree
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