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Top Ten Little-Known Benefits of Being a Superhero
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(Murph the Smurf)
No one ever has, nor ever will, make you write a Haiku.
The first Thursday of every month is superhero day at Dairy Queen.
Instead of going on a diet, you can just switch to higher-grade spandex.
(Krig the Viking)
You get to submit repeat lists!.
(Nicko, Oops I did it again., rorschak, Aaron Hirshberg)
You get to wear Jerry Seinfeld Jammies.
Once you're picked up by a comic book, you can really let yourself go.
Super strength allows you to still zip those cute jeans you wore last year.
You don't have to worry about girls calling you after a one night stand due to the whole secret Identity thing.
There's no jar in the world you can't open.
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