That glowing letter from your kindergarten teacher is getting less and less impressive as years pass.
(JrsyRose)
Although your photoshopped transcript is quite good, calculating a GPA based on your A+++ feedback rating might have been a mistake.
(al)
The Dean did not appreciate the "Top Ten Reasons to Accept Me into Grad School."
(ardnax)
Once you earned your A.A.S. in French Fry Technology, you kind of hit a ceiling.
(JrsyRose)
You think LSAT, GMAT and MCAT are code names from Halo2.
(rorschak)
You were shocked to arrive at the testing center and find out that the GRE wasn't an open-book test.
(LiquidMidnight)
Your B.S. is in B.S.
(No Dear I didn't)
For some reason, they no longer seem to accept essays written in crayon.
(ardnax)
That whole going to class thing isn't working out in regular college.
(squirrel)
Your 4 years of acclaimed work at the pestigious Inernational House of Pancakes wasn't accepted by the Harvard School of International Studies.
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