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Top Ten Clues Your Cellphone Usage Is Out of Control

(submitted by Magus Noan)

10. You begin to wonder if the fourth back-up phone is really necessary. (Legend K)
9. All the carriers have banned you from their unlimited minutes calling plans. (whyBother)
8. You text message your wife, "Good Night" from the other side of the bed. (Silent Bob)
7. Your children are named "Samsung" and "Nokia." (Silent Bob)
6. You sleep on your right side because lying on your Bluetooth is too painful. (Magus Noan)
5. You switched to a plan that charges only for the time you're NOT on the phone. It'll be practically free. (Maniac Bob)
4. Your name was mentioned in a footnote Cingular's annual report. (Jules)
3. Your parrot whistles your ring tone every time he sees you. (ScottB)
2. Your phone bill is thicker than your phone book. (lefty)
1. You're talking to yourself...with your two cellphones. (Stephen H)

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