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Top Ten Real Reasons Gas Prices Are Down

10. Americans woke up one day and said, "Who do they think we are? Europeans?" (byuguy)
9. Penguins are stealing it all to power their snow machines. (warrior)
8. Santa has threatened to release his sleigh technology. (Arcola Mike Redux)
7. OPEC realized that, sooner or later, someone was going to invent a cheaper car that just burns money, instead of gas. (Plutoid)
6. Keith Richards was drinking it for awhile to break the anthrax habit. Now he's back on anthrax. (Good Ol' Horseface)
5. More Americans are hitchhiking to work. (byuguy)
4. Oh, they'll be back up again, as soon as the big three finally clear all of the SUV's out of their lots. (Plutoid)
3. OPEC had a twinge of conscience. . . but they're all better now. (Magus Noan)
2. Recent DNA cloning break-throughs with dinosaurs moves petroleum into a the renewable resource category. (McNally)
1. More people are living in their cars rather than driving them. (Arcola Mike Redux)

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