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Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

Top Ten Stupid Things The Government Will Do This Year

(submitted by warrior)

10. Attempt to eliminate confusion by merging Washinton DC with Washington state. (Oren Otter)
9. Stave off global warming by having every citizen turn on the air conditioners and open their windows. (Oren Otter)
8. Enact trade sanctions against Canada after breaking through the elaborate deception to discover that Canadian bacon is really just ham. (Oren Otter)
7. Attempt to repeal Newtons laws. (Oren Otter)
6. Fund genetic research to bring George Washington back from the dead. (El Barton)
5. Move the Statue of Liberty to Honolulu, then decide it looked better where it was. (Oren Otter)
4. Invade Montana. (Felly Smeet)
3. Appoint Judge Reinhold to the Supreme Court. (Iron Chef Klingon)
2. Fight terrorism, communism, recession and tooth decay with equal levels of success. (Stephen H)
1. The stupid things they were going to do last year, but never got around to. (ardnax)

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