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Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

The Grim Reaper's Top Ten Pet Peeves

(submitted by Father Time)

10. His arch-nemesis, the Happy Harvester. (Stephen H)
9. Cerberus STILL isn't housebroken. (Oren Otter)
8. Not getting enough credit for the Black Plague. (El Barton)
7. Fidel Castro. Come on, already! (Krig the Viking)
6. No overtime pay for world wars. (Chuck1863)
5. Can't find a good puppy calendar to spruce up his cubicle. (RAM)
4. No company match on the 401(k). (RAM)
3. Cheap, imported scythes from China have lead paint on handle - bad for health! (G. Reaper)
2. Every flu season, he's forced to hire temporary reapers who only speak Spanish. (Oren Otter)
1. CPR. (HappyChicken)

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