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Top Ten Signs Your New Pet Isn't Working Out

(submitted by a little glowing friend)

10. The pit bull next door is scared to come outside anymore. (Krig the Viking)
9. Won't even eat your homework wrapped in pork chop. (ESPN)
8. It's really not a good idea to argue with something twice your size that has long claws. (Maniac Bob)
7. Yesterday he brought you a stick; today he brought you a leg. (mightymouth)
6. It just swallowed your pet rhino. (Buttsey57)
5. The dog's glowing red eyes and sulphuric breath aren't so bad, it's the fact that he's started chanting in Latin. (Krig the Viking)
4. Ever since Thanksgiving, your parrot has referred to you as "the murderer". (JrsyRose)
3. After two weeks of having one, you start to realize that maybe penguins just aren't little butlers. (Nova)
2. The second shotgun blast didn't even slow him down, and now he's almost through the door. (Krig the Viking)
1. Poop on the ceiling! (wheels)

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