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Top Ten Real Reasons Castro Has Retired

(submitted by Psychoshark)

10. Torturing political dissidents had lost its charm. (El Barton)
9. His brother finally broke Fidel's 5 decade win streak of Rock, Paper, Scissors. (Buttsey57)
8. Since he realized there are more cubans in Florida than Cuba, he's running for Governor. (Buttsey57)
7. He's been offered a spot on VH1's "The Surreal Life". (Jackie Boy)
6. Remember that $243,000,000 powerball winning ticket that's been unclaimed for 4 months? (squeezette)
5. Its finally his turn in line to try to float in a foam box to Florida. (Buttsey57)
4. Finally got tired of hearing "Can I be dictator now? Can I be dictator now? Can I be dictator now?" everytime Raul came by the office.... (Oops I did it again.)
3. CIA finally got him with secret "age" weapon. (krayZpaving)
2. He felt very slighted when Cuba didn't make the axis of evil list. (IOIO)
1. He just didn't have the strength to wear out a ninth US President. (IOIO)

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