Chuck Norris saw his shadow and beat the hell out of it.
(Jules)
February showers bringing March flowers.
(Stephen H)
You see a family of groundhogs with sunglasses and beach umbrellas.
(ScottB)
Confused Canadians walking around in shorts.
(Krig the Viking)
The Easter Bunny has a tan.
(Magus Noan)
It's March 9th and the snow piles next to the driveway are 3 feet tall instead of 6 feet tall....
(No Dear I didn't)
Every time you use your snowblower, you make easter eggs fly.
(Gregj09)
The snowpeople on the lawn are wearing bikinis and shades.
(Magus Noan)
Montreal won the January Beach Vollyball Tournament; at home.
(IOIO)
The Cubs have been mathematically eliminated, and it's only March 10
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