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Top Ten Signs Spring Is Early This Year
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Chuck Norris saw his shadow and beat the hell out of it.
February showers bringing March flowers.
You see a family of groundhogs with sunglasses and beach umbrellas.
Confused Canadians walking around in shorts.
(Krig the Viking)
The Easter Bunny has a tan.
It's March 9th and the snow piles next to the driveway are 3 feet tall instead of 6 feet tall....
(No Dear I didn't)
Every time you use your snowblower, you make easter eggs fly.
The snowpeople on the lawn are wearing bikinis and shades.
Montreal won the January Beach Vollyball Tournament; at home.
The Cubs have been mathematically eliminated, and it's only March 10
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