Some kind of non-abrasive gadget that gently takes the edge off not making the top ten.
(toyz)
For current and aspiring politicians: Pants that won't unzip.
(eliot)
The BBQ-flavored condom.
(Bill Clinton)
Presidential candidate truth meter.
(Jack Michaels)
Flying cars. We still don't have them. What a fakeout that was!
(Aaron Hirshberg)
A thingummy that helps you remember the names of whatchamacallits.
(squeezette)
B.S. detector circuit in your TV that mutes the sound during political commercials....
(Oops I did it again.)
Mother-In-Law ejector seat.
(brianhenning.com)
A sock that is cleaned by sweat.
(Rigoletto)
Bacon straightener. Don't ask. I just freakin need one.
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