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Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

Top Ten Most Needed New Inventions

(submitted by Stephen H)

10. Some kind of non-abrasive gadget that gently takes the edge off not making the top ten. (toyz)
9. For current and aspiring politicians: Pants that won't unzip. (eliot)
8. The BBQ-flavored condom. (Bill Clinton)
7. Presidential candidate truth meter. (Jack Michaels)
6. Flying cars. We still don't have them. What a fakeout that was! (Aaron Hirshberg)
5. A thingummy that helps you remember the names of whatchamacallits. (squeezette)
4. B.S. detector circuit in your TV that mutes the sound during political commercials.... (Oops I did it again.)
3. Mother-In-Law ejector seat. (
2. A sock that is cleaned by sweat. (Rigoletto)
1. Bacon straightener. Don't ask. I just freakin need one. (Good Ol' Horseface)

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