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Top Ten Signs President Bush Just Doesn't Care Anymore

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10. Doing the "Prince Albert in a Can" trick on the Kremlin hotline. (Stephen H)
9. He's been blowing off those weekly Illuminati meetings to watch American Idol. (thegiantsnail)
8. Instead of clearing brush on his ranch, he just torches it with a flamethrower. (Arcola Mike)
7. His desk has three trays. In, Out, and Leave It For The Democrats. (No Dear I didn't)
6. He's taken to meeting heads of state in the Oval Office in his underpants. (Krig the Viking)
5. He attended a press conference with a dual-beer dispensing hat and a big, wide Texas grin. (JDAii)
4. Appointed his dog Barney as Ambassador to France. (Bastage)
3. He already has every day after Thanksgiving marked as "sick days". (Oren Otter)
2. He doodles peace symbols during meetings with the Joint Chiefs. (Arcola Mike)
1. Oval Office furniture is already starting to appear on eBay. (Squeezette)

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