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Top Ten Signs You Are a White Guy
(submitted by p0m)
You ride the elevator for the muzak.
Your whole life you've been trying to grow a "Magnum PI" mustache.
You silently thank God every time a car goes by that is not playing rap music.
You need large quantities of beer before you believe you can dance.
You can give directions to the nearest Neiman Marcus.
You don't understand why the song "White and Nerdy" is so funny.
You can't dance, but you can unicycle.
The desire for a Volvo sedan was the first clue.
(Oops I did it again.)
Each time you try to give "that" handshake, someone gets hurt.
You're personally offended by at least three of these entries.
(Krig the Viking)
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