Congressional pages are now "sidekicks".
(rorschak)
Automatically qualifies you for one free Grand Slam breakfast at your local Denny's.
(DA maNA)
20% more graft.
(Jack Michaels)
Hanging with Al Gore and Jimmy Carter is such a hoot.
(Arcola Mike)
You get naming rights to the candidate's first grandchild.
(Arcola Mike)
All the other delegates have to wear ties. You get to wear spendex and a cape.
(Oren Otter)
You're on Obama Girl's speed dial.
(Arcola Mike)
Thanks to the candidates, you get free EVERYTHING until the convention is over.
(Magus Noan)
Just moved into the Top Ten friends on Hilary's My Space page.
(JimBean)
Your status has improved from "political hack" to "important political hack".
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