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Top Ten Missing Features for the iPhone
(submitted by p0m)
An "iGrant" or "iLoan" to help spread out the cost
Sharks with laser beams
A hackable interface to the brain control chip that was implanted in your sleep the night you accepted the iPhone license agreement
Downloads of next week's stock prices
The new retro model iTelegraph .-- .... --- / -. . . -.. ... / -.-. --- -. ...- . -. .. . -. -.-. .?
A guarantee that a better version won't be out three months from now
Light saber (Coming February 2009)
After reading the entire manual, I still can't make it transform into an alien robot soldier.
Random hottie caller
iDrive automatic pilot to keep you safe during arguments with your spouse
(Naska the Zoki-Howler)
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