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Top Ten Ways to Stimulate the Economy
(submitted by XLR8R)
Convince everyone that the real Doomsday is next month.
Plant more of those money trees that grow straight to the sky.
Charge things we can't afford . . . worry about it later.
Make amphetamines legal. Work madly for 8 hrs, shop madly for 8 hrs, crash for 8 hrs. Added bonus: nation slims down.
Teach card counting in all math classes.
Buy porn. Lots and lots of porn.
Rebuild the economy on another house of cards.
step 1) FREE BEER!! step 2) $20 pay toilets.
Feature everyday low prices on medical marijuana at Wal-Mart.
Sell irrational exhuberance in bulk at Sam's Club.
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