Convince everyone that the real Doomsday is next month.
(Magus Noan)
Plant more of those money trees that grow straight to the sky.
(Arcola Mike)
Charge things we can't afford . . . worry about it later.
(Jules)
Make amphetamines legal. Work madly for 8 hrs, shop madly for 8 hrs, crash for 8 hrs. Added bonus: nation slims down.
(whyBother)
Teach card counting in all math classes.
(Arcola Mike)
Buy porn. Lots and lots of porn.
(ardnax)
Rebuild the economy on another house of cards.
(Arcola Mike)
step 1) FREE BEER!! step 2) $20 pay toilets.
(Major Tom)
Feature everyday low prices on medical marijuana at Wal-Mart.
(Arcola Mike)
Sell irrational exhuberance in bulk at Sam's Club.
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