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Top Ten Reasons Not to Whistle While You Work

(submitted by Ilsoap)

10. Those seven Dwarfs don't like others stealking their song. Don't mess with a dwarf with a pick-axe. (Kimmie)
9. You're supposed to snap, crackle, and pop. (Arcola Mike)
8. It gives the cute girl in the next cubicle ten times the opportunity to notice that you had a tuna sandwich with onions for lunch. (Major Tom)
7. You will make Bertha, the beached secretary, think you are whistling at her. She will respond. (d. unded)
6. Thirty electronic key-finders will go off on your floor. (Magus Noan)
5. The moment you stop paying attention to it, you'll start whistling Brittany Spears B-side tracks. (Major Tom)
4. Your last tune turned out to be a mating call, and now you're married to a blue-throated warbling mousehatch. (Oren Otter)
3. Parents demand a certain dignity and solemnity when their young man gets snipped. (Arcola Mike)
2. It draws attention to you, which means you'll have to pause your Solitaire game. (rorschak)
1. You don't whistle in key and you work in a gun shop. (RAM)

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