Wax your surf board and your back.
(Arcola Mike)
Get a job with vacation benefits.
(RAM)
Stop procrastinating and send out your Christmas cards.
(Augiepyropanda)
Tighten your air guitar chops.
(Arcola Mike)
Let out the waistband of your Speedos.
(Arcola Mike)
Find some fatter paler people to hang around with so you'll look tan and fit.
(Stephen H)
Get that reindeer tattoo removed... and find out who spiked the egg nog last Christmas.
(Helix)
Clean the freshman out of your locker.
(Arcola Mike)
Pray that the airline you chose dosen't go bankrupt.
(Balistic)
Beg your parents not to foreclose your room.
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