You tried to kiss him and he peed in your hand.
(Jules)
Considering that whole sleeping beauty thing ended kinda badly, you don't have high hopes for this one.
(thegreatmoleman2.0)
He slipped you the tongue on your very first kiss.
(junkshop_coyote, rorschak)
He just renewed his contract with Animal Planet.
(Arcola Mike)
You overhear him debating over whether kissing you is worth giving up flies.
(Oren Otter)
True love's kiss didn't work, nor did hugs, snugs, cooing, nuzzling, or scritches, and you don't like what he's proposing now.
(Oren Otter)
He requires your credit card and social security numbers and attempts to obtain it through a shady e-mail.
(The Zombie Survivalis)
You've kissed him 1000 times but the only thing that has changed is your self worth.
(brianhenning.com)
Your biology teacher is threating you with a failing grade if you don't start cutting.
(Tojo, Jen, max dog)
His second term is almost over and he's still a frog.
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