They always blamed you for that outbreak of head lice.
(Arcola Mike)
Tommy the drummer never got over you dumping his mom.
(TechNut)
The lead singer's astrologist said Geminis were bad luck this year. He also said that astrologists make much better bass players anyway.
(Krig the Viking)
Since the invention of the moog, they just don't need your finger cymbals anymore.
(Major Tom)
You sued one of the other members over the rights to the phrases "la la" and "na na na."
(Oren Otter)
They saw how bad you are at Guitar Hero.
(Zyborg22)
They believed the rumor you are a soccer mom.
(Arcola Mike)
You were never sober enough to tell them your name.
(Chuck1863)
You guys were a Hair Band and... well... at 74, Dude... There ain't much of your "talent" left now.
(TechNut)
Playing "air guitar" in the mosh pit didn't technically qualify you as a "member" of the band.
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